Conversation

Iris- "Abby, do you want to play super heroes?"

Abby Leigh- "NO! I am a girl! I play princesses"

Iris- "Well, I will tell you a secret...Wonder Woman is a super hero AND a princess."

Abby Leigh- "hmph"

Iris- "But alas, I have lost my lasso of truth"

Me (thinking to myself)- " 'alas' really?! you're four."